"Why aren’t you on that diet? You’ve gained everything you lost. It shows."
I know mum, you don’t have to remind me. It’s not like I’m blind. For those who have no idea what I’m talking about: I lost almost 10 kilos on a Dukan diet.
"Your skin looks so awful, it’s in a really bad condition. You should do something about it."
I stopped taking birth control pills approximately 6 months ago and she had no idea I was taking them. There’s nothing I can do, I suppose you’ll have to deal with your horrible-looking daugher for a while, mum.
Jesus Christ, she knows how to make me feel like the most idiotic human being in the world. And she’s all fine about it. Her daughter is a failure.